[Event Post]

[ancient_prophecy]

::You'll find an abnormally tall woman, a giantess, per say, sitting at a bench, hands weaved together at her mouth, hunched over. And staring at a tree.::

Comments

[ancient_prophecy]

And for that I would have to punish you for insulting me.

[becomeanwarrior]

Tch.

[He smiles.]

If I had to list all the times I've been 'punished' for saying something out of turn, you'd be surprised.

[ancient_prophecy]

You don't seem to understand the situation you're in.

[becomeanwarrior]

Nah, I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on it. I'm just not shaking in my boots considering what's going to happen next, you know?

[You get a smile and a shrug.]

[ancient_prophecy]

And what is going to happen next, Knave with the Impertinent Mouth?

[becomeanwarrior]

Ooh. I like that one! Snappy.

...And you'd probably punch me or throw me back up into the tree, I think?

[ancient_prophecy]

...

::Onni cast Rage on Ancient Fairy Dragon. Ancient Fairy Dragon simmers in her fury!::

[becomeanwarrior]

[Hahaha, oh no. This isn't good at all.]

[Onni uses Taunt on Ancient Fairy Dragon! Onni beckons Ancient Fairy Dragon to attack him!]

[ancient_prophecy]

::Takes a deep breath, stands up, grabs you and places you back up into the tree.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[Chuckles and waves from a spot in the tree. though holy crap, you are kind of tall.]

[ancient_prophecy]

::Somewhere in the seven foot area, walking away as she fades into a haze, before vanishing altogether.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[Stares.]

Well, that isn't what I expected...

[He looks around a bit, perching himself on a sturdy branch. If she's gone, why do I still feel like I'm in danger?]

[ancient_prophecy]

::Because of the bolt of lightning flying down at you.::

[becomeanwarrior]

FUCKING SH-

[He manages to spring from the branch just a second long enough to avoid getting completely fried, but still hits the ground with a solid whump because he still more or less got blasted full of electricity.]

ggh

[ancient_prophecy]

::Enjoy Onni. This is your life.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[He's just going to kind of lay there for a while. Maybe try and struggle to sit up at least.]

[You win this round, Ancient Fairy.]