[Event Post]

[ancient_prophecy]

::You'll find an abnormally tall woman, a giantess, per say, sitting at a bench, hands weaved together at her mouth, hunched over. And staring at a tree.::

Comments

[ancient_prophecy]

But if you do, you'll be admiring me for my body, and not my glory, and that's bad, Whelp.

[beastkingnaoma]

"It's part of the glory. Like aphrodite and the clamshell and the cherubs and all that."

[ancient_prophecy]

I don't know what you're referring to.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..You know. Aphrodite. The greek goddess."

[ancient_prophecy]

Who?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Never. Mind."

[ancient_prophecy]

Still, you do not get to look at my body below the neck until you respect my glory, Whelp.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...O.kay."

[ancient_prophecy]

I will be checking up on you.

[beastkingnaoma]

He seizes up.

"F-for what?"

[ancient_prophecy]

That you remain a productive Signer.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What does that entail?"

[ancient_prophecy]

Staying in shape and doing the odd jobs my brother tells you to do.

[beastkingnaoma]

"O-oh."

[ancient_prophecy]

You may go.