[Event Post]

[ancient_prophecy]

::You'll find an abnormally tall woman, a giantess, per say, sitting at a bench, hands weaved together at her mouth, hunched over. And staring at a tree.::

Comments

[ancient_prophecy]

Something about supernatural investigation. I'm fairly sure it's just a group of lower end spirits.

[becomeanwarrior]

...But that's my job.

[He folds his arms, still hanging upside-down.]

What's got her all spooked up, I wonder?

[ancient_prophecy]

Technically that's my job. And what is this "spooked up" you speak of?

[becomeanwarrior]

You know. Riled. Wandering out doing stuff like that. I didn't take her for the supernaturally investigative type, you know?

[ancient_prophecy]

Typically most of the Signers I'm assigned with become inquisitive on the matter when they accept me, Fool.

[becomeanwarrior]

Don't call me a fool! It's not like I have a primer on the Signers and their Dragons or anything!

[ancient_prophecy]

Which is why henceforth, I dub thee "Fool".

[becomeanwarrior]

Is he a fool that knows what he does not know, and wishes to learn?

[Yes, he's getting smarmy philosophical with you.

While hanging upside-down.

From a tree.]

[ancient_prophecy]

Yes, Oh Mighty Hanger from Trees.

[becomeanwarrior]

I don't -always- hang from trees.

[And, indeed, he unhooks his leg to fall to the ground. Oof.]

...Okay, that wasn't the smartest plan.

[ancient_prophecy]

I could of told you that. You're not a Lemur.

[becomeanwarrior]

Well, no, I don't even look the part.

[He stands up, dusting himself off, but looking no worse from his excursion up the tree.]

I mean, I could call you a Lemur and it'd be about as fitting.

[ancient_prophecy]

And for that I would have to punish you for insulting me.

[becomeanwarrior]

Tch.

[He smiles.]

If I had to list all the times I've been 'punished' for saying something out of turn, you'd be surprised.

[ancient_prophecy]

You don't seem to understand the situation you're in.

[becomeanwarrior]

Nah, I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on it. I'm just not shaking in my boots considering what's going to happen next, you know?

[You get a smile and a shrug.]

[ancient_prophecy]

And what is going to happen next, Knave with the Impertinent Mouth?

[becomeanwarrior]

Ooh. I like that one! Snappy.

...And you'd probably punch me or throw me back up into the tree, I think?

[ancient_prophecy]

...

::Onni cast Rage on Ancient Fairy Dragon. Ancient Fairy Dragon simmers in her fury!::

[becomeanwarrior]

[Hahaha, oh no. This isn't good at all.]

[Onni uses Taunt on Ancient Fairy Dragon! Onni beckons Ancient Fairy Dragon to attack him!]

[ancient_prophecy]

::Takes a deep breath, stands up, grabs you and places you back up into the tree.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[Chuckles and waves from a spot in the tree. though holy crap, you are kind of tall.]

[ancient_prophecy]

::Somewhere in the seven foot area, walking away as she fades into a haze, before vanishing altogether.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[Stares.]

Well, that isn't what I expected...

[He looks around a bit, perching himself on a sturdy branch. If she's gone, why do I still feel like I'm in danger?]

[ancient_prophecy]

::Because of the bolt of lightning flying down at you.::